1. swans: they are so damn full of themselves.
2. dolphins: to prove they AREN'T smarter than me, once and for all.
3. ostriciches: their eggs are big and delicious, how are their rumps?
4. butterflies: why butter?
5. beavers: obvious.
6. seals: because they just think they can flop around and effin' eat defenseless lil' penguins.
7. snakes: to prove i ain't got nuffin to be afraid of.
8. bears: just cause.
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and i'm going to eat your knees on top of the sears tower. just to prove that baby meat actually is a midwestern delicatessen.
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