So I saw "17, Again" and I went on a date with a 21 year old. I visited my best friend from High School who is engaged and she showed me the house she bought with her fiance and we went to bed at 10 PM.
My rent is $1,600 dollars a month and so I can't afford the Crest with extra whitening. I can think of two friends off the top my head who already have crows feet and try to validate that as me aging when I know it's just that they don't sleep. I sometimes sleep... with people... for vodka sodas.
I called my grandma on Thursday because she broke her back and I wanted to see how she was doing. Despite the pain she was in a great mood because she shit for the first time in 9 days. How do I go from here to there? Do I just wake up one day and realize it's been forever since I've pooped?
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